sickipediabot
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@lukewarmdog

RT @sickipediabot: I wish the first rule of Christianity was exactly the same as the first rule of Fight Club.

manchester, uk

 
@deceivingsmiles

RT @sickipediabot: I wish the first rule of Christianity was exactly the same as the first rule of Fight Club.

Melbourne

 
@antondotnet

RT @sickipediabot: Joey Barton is planning to join a new club this summer. He can't say which one, its first rule is you don't talk about it

UK

 
@lukewarmdog

RT @sickipediabot: My mate has set a record of having 26 birds land on him at once What a ledge

manchester, uk

 
@RichieDow90

RT @sickipediabot: My wife went,"You're the laziest cunt I've ever met." I went,"Says the one who sits down when she takes a piss."

Finchampstead