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RT @TheComedyJokes: I hate awkward silences over the phone, it's the reason i don't like to talk on the phone.
RT @TheComedyJokes: Age 11: "I whip my hair back and forth!" Age 37: "I drive my kids back and forth!" Age 69: "I rock my chair back and forth!"