

RT @DopeOrFunny: Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes. ME: Sometimes when (cont) htt ...
Cigarettes are like squirrels. They're not dangerous until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. (via @JPBarlow)
RT @EenhoornTweets: Most Kids:"I like to smoke weed, and cigarettes, and drink." Me:'When Its Really Cold Out,I Like To Breathe Heavily ...