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@yourdouchewhen

like hey I'm going to say something that's not only REALLY offensive but also objectively wrong then imma get mad when you say something

America

 
@Twitlertwit

RT @P0TUS: We measure baseball players objectively--by batting avg-- and hugely reward the best. But no, we shouldn't do that for teache ...

San Diego

 
@P0TUS

We measure baseball players objectively--by batting avg-- and hugely reward the best. But no, we shouldn't do that for teachers. No, no, no.

Boston & DC

 
@gogomurphy

What is it about #SBSEurovision that makes me objectively appreciate a good example of a genre I hate? Sweden, I'm talking about you.

Melbourne, Australia

 
@SEOrena

"It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune." -- Woody Allen.