

I am doing very short film reviews from now on. They will all be one sentence affairs. Like homosexual prison relationships.
@Max_Kellerman Your pinstriped goggles must be on: Jeter and Mauer shouldn't be in the same sentence. Hamilton, Longoria both better than DJ
RT @ThatChrisGore: "...if I screw up one more time, that's three strikes and a life sentence." #thingsisayinpublicforpeopletooverhearino ...